Review of Casino Lust
Oooohhhh… a little bit sassy! To some extent, yes. Despite the fact that the people behind Casino Lust would have liked to have created something sensual, or at the very least remotely sexual, all they have really accomplished is to create yet another contemporary, slick-looking online gambling den that is both great in terms of opportunities to win money and fairly uninteresting in terms of concepts such as personality. An little hint of cleavage would have made our day that much more pleasant.
Nonetheless, this is the situation we find ourselves in. Before we get started, let me state unequivocally that anybody who believes this will be even the least amount of a turn on, or even the tiniest way provocative should instantly dismiss that notion from their minds. Here, the only thing that comes to mind is the rotating ticker of promotional deals that cycles through the different incentives that this casino website is providing gamers in return for their first sign up, then their second deposit, and lastly their recurring business.
When you first visit the website, the offers seem to be really generous, as if they are something you should take advantage of right now. This is similar to the case with many other gambling websites available online. Unfortunately, though, this is due more to the fact that they are printed in BOLD CAPITAL LETTERS than it is due to the fact that they are truly legitimately fantastic offers.
It’s a New Page
With the exception of the big bargains that are being rolled out one after another, there is nothing in the way of meaningful information on the site. There is a menu bar at the very top of the page with the name of the casino – Casino Lust – and a list of menu selections running from left to right below that.
‘About,’ as the name suggests, will take you through to more in-depth information about the site; ‘Promotions,’ which will detail the full extent of the promotions highlighted by the ticker in the middle of the page; and ‘Getting Started,’ which will walk you through the process of signing up and setting up, using simple infographics to guide you through the process. In addition to those, you have the options ‘Banking’ and ‘Mobile,’ which, respectively, provide information on the banking options available to you and link you through to the mobile version of the site, which is useful if your device didn’t automatically redirect you to this when you first logged on.
But what about the Bloody Games, you could wonder?
It’s a reasonable question, and one that the creators of this particular virtual gambling lair would do well to respond to. Simply defined, Casino Lust is a download casino, which means that in order to participate in the games, you must first download the necessary software to your computer from the Casino Lust website. You would think that’s all there is to it. This is when things start to get a little difficult.
Instead of informing consumers about what they may expect to get for their time spent downloading, as logic would imply is the ideal solution, there is no instant information accessible about what games, sorts of games, and variants on games are truly available. In the past, we have seen similar scenario, but there have also been some clear allusions on the screen to games such as roulette, poker, and slots, among others. There’s nothing more than a cheesy picture of several cards that have merged into either red flames or red roses; it’s not apparent which one they are, and to be honest, it’s not worth your effort to attempt to figure it out.
Overall, given that the whole point of an online casino is that you can play games, this makes the experience more stressful than, say, crossing a busy three-lane motorway without a designated pedestrian crossing while still having an important meeting to attend on the opposite side of the road. Let’s move on now that the point has been stated.
Deals, on the other hand, should be allowed.
The fact of the matter is, however, that not everything in Casino Lust is a disaster. The bargains we mentioned earlier are rather good, and you can find out more about them by selecting ‘Promotions’ from the menu bar at the top of the screen.
Fundamentally speaking, there aren’t too many of them. When you join up, you will get a $25 bonus, and even better, this bonus is not contingent on making a deposit of any type. So, effectively, what they are arguing is that they are giving away free money, which is never a terrible thing by any sense of the imagination. Additionally, the first time you make a deposit of up to $500, you will get an extra bet match of 200 percent of the value of your wager. This is still another good bargain, but it is only available on your very first wager.